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Brushing your teeth at lunch time
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Originally posted by Aman View PostESOC?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMany years ago, yeah, then they stopped it so you had to go upstairs to the posh bit and order a couple of bottles of wine. I've had beer in many canteens in Germany, some places even have it in the vending machines
And a fridge full of it in the office.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMany years ago, yeah, then they stopped it so you had to go upstairs to the posh bit and order a couple of bottles of wine. I've had beer in many canteens in Germany, some places even have it in the vending machines
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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contractorde.com is available as it seems more people here are in Germany than in the UKThere are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to thinkComment
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Originally posted by sunnysan View Postcontractorde.com is available as it seems more people here are in Germany than in the UK"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI have been meaning to comment on this before, I do not understand the need to brush your teeth durung the day in the office, especially when Big Ron is in trap two squirting last nights curry out.Comment
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostSomeone in work did a massive dump after a curry, really carved up the trap, right up the back, on the seat,etc. But the silly sausage dropped his pass in there on the way out. Rumbled!
How did you know it was his jobby? Did it have his name on it? He might have been the second customer..."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI have a toothbrush in the office
Brush a few times a day... it relaxes me. I have a rather unhealthy obsession with toothpaste.
My fave thing is on holiday (wherever I am!!) I have to go to the supermarket and see what they have and if there is anything different to what I already have"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostNearly every time I walk into the loo after lunch there's someoneone brushing their teeth.
This never happened back home. Perhaps the food is more corrosive here...Comment
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