Originally posted by MarillionFan
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I see a Mod with one to many G and T's or someone with a case of nocturnal enuresis.
Either way must try harder.
If this poor run of sockies continues!!!
I'll give you a sockie....What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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One beer with my dinner so not that, plus I am not a Mod or a Sockie.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI see a Mod with one to many G and T's or someone with a case of nocturnal enuresis.
Either way must try harder.
If this poor run of sockies continues!!!
I'll give you a sockie....
and I am not SY1 or a bedwetterJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Heh - not I, my tatselling friend. Anyway - it's a schoolnight, so I'll leave you all on your tod. I'm sure CJ et al will be online in a minute, if they aren't being geeky and lurking from the pub on't smartphones.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI see a Mod with one to many G and T's
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Nooooooooo don't leave. I'll have to wait until tomorrow before this gets read!Originally posted by realityhack View PostHeh - not I, my tatselling friend. Anyway - it's a schoolnight, so I'll leave you all on your tod. I'm sure CJ et al will be online in a minute, if they aren't being geekyand lurking from the pub on't smartphones.
I'll not be able to engage in witty banter with MF for the rest of the evening
<mod>You should be able to post unmoderated by now. Maybe there's a flood filter. Let MF indulge in a bit of imaginary discourse with you (if you reply in sequence, it'll be pubished in sequence, only much later)... the results might be amusing, given MF will have no idea what you're saying</mod>Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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I would have thought so!Originally posted by Wodewick View PostNooooooooo don't leave. I'll have to wait until tomorrow before this gets read!
I'll not be able to engage in witty banter with MF for the rest of the evening
<mod>You should be able to post unmoderated by now. Maybe there's a flood filter. Let MF indulge in a bit of imaginary discourse with you (if you reply in sequence, it'll be pubished in sequence, only much later)... the results might be amusing, given MF will have no idea what you're saying</mod>
I think you must be confusing MF with someone else if you think he could manage the imagination part of that suggestion, but we'll see!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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I the poster following this post promise to pay MF £1000 for everytime I use the initials MF in a post.
This contract is binding.
<mod>MF I owe you £1000</dom>What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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<Wodewick>MarillionFan I don't</Wodewick>Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI the poster following this post promise to pay MF £1000 for everytime I use the initials MF in a post.
This contract is binding.
<mod>MF I owe you £1000</dom>Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Wow I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Instant posts!
Oi! C'Mon MarillionFan lets see what you have got!!
PS Who is Martin?Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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There you go... your first unmoderated post.
Behave now... remember, creativity and eloquence goes a long way.

(I think I remember we had a 'creative insults' thread aaaages ago somewhere. Never mind. Night!)Comment
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