Doom Supplies

[hyperD]

You are also going to need something like this, plenty of ammo and plenty of firing practice otherwise those tins of peaches you've been saving up for will be stolen over your bludgeoned, dead, lifeless body.

[SupremeSpod]

You are also going to need something like this, plenty of ammo and plenty of firing practice otherwise those tins of peaches you've been saving up for will be stolen and your bludgeoned, dead, lifeless body thrown on the BBQ.

ftfy

[hyperD]

You are also going to need something like this, plenty of ammo and plenty of firing practice otherwise those tins of peaches you've been saving up for will be stolen and your bludgeoned, dead, lifeless body stripped of clothing and eaten raw.

ftfy x2

[Mich the Tester]

Gosh, I don't think I'd be capable of much fighting after missing four meals. I feel quite faint if I don't get my sixth Weetabix of a morning.

Wimp.

Shredded Wheat, now that's a real man's cereal!

Wimps.

Porridge, that's a real man's cereal!