Originally posted by suityou01
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MF blows goats. 
I'm off to work!
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Don't worry Martin. Little Jessie(SY03) will be through in a minute to help you get dressed, then you can go & watch Beebies when she makes your breakfast and helps you to wipe your bottom.
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You smell of wee.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDon't worry Martin. Little Jessie(SY03) will be through in a minute to help you get dressed, then you can go & watch Beebies when she makes your breakfast and helps you to wipe your bottom.
I'm off to work!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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No that doesn't help. Good suggestion for you though given you're a loser tired of life.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostComment
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I'm always worried that Martin will someday get pushed over the edge by one of the posters on CUK and you'll read about him in the papers about how he snapped tries to beat up a pensioner but gets owned by a 90 year old and then tries to top himself by downing a single malt whisky and four paracetemo only to accidently trip down the stairs trying to find a pencil sharpener for his attention seeking suicide note!Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
Nobody would want that on their conscience....
Well if you had one that is.
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Jeez!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm always worried that Martin will someday get pushed over the edge by one of the posters on CUK and you'll read about him in the papers about how he snapped tries to beat up a pensioner but gets owned by a 90 year old and then tries to top himself by downing a single malt whisky and four paracetemo only to accidently trip down the stairs trying to find a pencil sharpener for his attention seeking suicide note!
Nobody would want that on their conscience....
Well if you had one that is.
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WifebeaterOriginally posted by Zippy View PostJeez!
Can I have a pint of whatever you are drinking please?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Are you ever going to contribute anything original or witty? You are like a dripping tap...........background irritation of little relevance. FFS up your game you tedious shirtlifter!!Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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