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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You know when you go on holiday to some exclusive resort and your chilling, taking in some rays, a Pina Colada and the kids are playing in the executive pool.... You always get some annoying twunt, hands in pocket, ill fitting shorts, annoying wife and kids with snot running down their faces who just happens to find themselves on the lounger next to you.

    'Waaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa. My names Martin..... Yes, we won this holiday/got a last minute package/collected tokens in the Sun but they sent us here because it was overbooked/we paid because my mother died (delete accordingly) - who you can't seem to shake off. You know the type, you see them at breakfast, you see them round the pool etc and because you're too polite you never say 'F-ck off!'

    Well in my case, I'm not polite.

    SY. FOOK OFF!!
    Grouchy because your Farnborough hill late night dogging session did not go according to plan?
    Sad little man, have a pot noodle and feel better.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Clippy View Post
      Stumbled across the pimps version of CUK.

      I can see why DA prefers to hang around here now - talk about dull.
      Well my nom de plume Pat McGroyne just posted asking for help in tracking down a good "C hash" developer.

      Let's see. . .
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Well my nom de plume Pat McGroyne just posted asking for help in tracking down a good "C hash" developer.

        Let's see. . .


        Do you think Hugh Janus would work?
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post


          Do you think Hugh Janus would work?
          Well, you have been putting on the pounds recently fatty!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Well, you have been putting on the pounds recently fatty!
            You on the pop MF?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              You on the pop MF?
              Just starting.....

              Why are you going to become the Tinternet Warrior for tonight. Fighting bullies and injustice, while stuffing popcorn in your mouth and drinking Vimto!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Well, you have been putting on the pounds recently fatty!
                I don't believe we've been introduced you thicko arse.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  I don't believe we've been introduced you thicko arse.
                  I popped up to London this evening as it happens. Caught you all in the bar, then thought better of it.

                  It was like the IT Crowd with down syndrome.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Just starting.....

                    Why are you going to become the Tinternet Warrior for tonight. Fighting bullies and injustice, while stuffing popcorn in your mouth and drinking Vimto!
                    Generous offer but no. You are not a worthy opponent.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      I popped up to London this evening as it happens. Caught you all in the bar, then thought better of it.

                      It was like the IT Crowd with down syndrome.
                      Ahhhh, you were the gurning moron at the bar? We pretended we were out.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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