RUK

[suityou01]

You know when you go on holiday to some exclusive resort and your chilling, taking in some rays, a Pina Colada and the kids are playing in the executive pool.... You always get some annoying twunt, hands in pocket, ill fitting shorts, annoying wife and kids with snot running down their faces who just happens to find themselves on the lounger next to you.

'Waaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa. My names Martin..... Yes, we won this holiday/got a last minute package/collected tokens in the Sun but they sent us here because it was overbooked/we paid because my mother died (delete accordingly) - who you can't seem to shake off. You know the type, you see them at breakfast, you see them round the pool etc and because you're too polite you never say 'F-ck off!'

Well in my case, I'm not polite.

SY. FOOK OFF!!

Grouchy because your Farnborough hill late night dogging session did not go according to plan?
Sad little man, have a pot noodle and feel better.

[suityou01]

Stumbled across the pimps version of CUK.

I can see why DA prefers to hang around here now - talk about dull.

Well my nom de plume Pat McGroyne just posted asking for help in tracking down a good "C hash" developer.

Let's see. . .

[Zippy]

Well my nom de plume Pat McGroyne just posted asking for help in tracking down a good "C hash" developer.

Let's see. . .

Do you think Hugh Janus would work?

[MarillionFan]

Do you think Hugh Janus would work?

Well, you have been putting on the pounds recently fatty!

[suityou01]

Well, you have been putting on the pounds recently fatty!

You on the pop MF?

[MarillionFan]

You on the pop MF?

Just starting.....

Why are you going to become the Tinternet Warrior for tonight. Fighting bullies and injustice, while stuffing popcorn in your mouth and drinking Vimto!

[Zippy]

Well, you have been putting on the pounds recently fatty!

I don't believe we've been introduced you thicko arse.

[MarillionFan]

I don't believe we've been introduced you thicko arse.

I popped up to London this evening as it happens. Caught you all in the bar, then thought better of it.

It was like the IT Crowd with down syndrome.

[suityou01]

Just starting.....

Why are you going to become the Tinternet Warrior for tonight. Fighting bullies and injustice, while stuffing popcorn in your mouth and drinking Vimto!

Generous offer but no. You are not a worthy opponent.

[Zippy]

I popped up to London this evening as it happens. Caught you all in the bar, then thought better of it.

It was like the IT Crowd with down syndrome.

Ahhhh, you were the gurning moron at the bar? We pretended we were out.