Maybe your £900 would be better spent on back handers to a few of the committee, than a table for the awards?
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I don't do that sort of stuffOriginally posted by Scrag Meister View PostMaybe your £900 would be better spent on back handers to a few of the committee, than a table for the awards?
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Ooo 'ark at the "software engineer". OK, who upset his chips today?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostInstead of griping, why can't you just be happy at someone elses success?
You come on here spouting bollocks about how rich and successful you are and the only person who believes that crap is you.
Truth be known you're probably a feckless w4nker living in a bedsit spending your days w4nking yourself blind.
PS I'd be happy at someone else's success. Only I don't see any.
HTH.Hard Brexit now!
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Proof at last that your sister was right when telling me w4anking makes you blind.Originally posted by sasguru View Post
Only I don't see any.Comment
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Now I know you're lying. An impoverished scrote like you couldn't afford my sister.Originally posted by SofaKingdom View PostProof at last that your sister was right when telling me w4anking makes you blind.Hard Brexit now!
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Noe that's about as good a description of Atw as I've seen.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
Truth be known you're probably a feckless w4nker living in a bedsit spending your days w4nking yourself blind.
Hard Brexit now!
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Ever the gentleman.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNow I know you're lying. An impoverished scrote like you couldn't afford my sister.
I though pimping your sister was a step to far, even for you sas
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I need a "Richer than sas, AtW and DP put together" custom title.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNow I know you're lying. An impoverished scrote like you couldn't afford my sister.
HTH but IDIComment
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So she is for sale then?Originally posted by sasguru View PostNow I know you're lying. An impoverished scrote like you couldn't afford my sister.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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You'll need to knock a few more out before you get a custom title (posts, that is)Originally posted by SofaKingdom View PostI need a "Richer than sas, AtW and DP put together" custom title.
HTH but IDI+50 Xeno Geek Points
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