Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHow could I forget? Just found one of these in the loft. Up to 8 now.
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostThat's not what you think it is...
http://www.pugo.org/media/grafik/hotlink.jpe"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Bloody whingers; getting all precious about pictures of a Commodore 64.
Anyway, does a Wii count?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWHS
2 laptops
PS3
Wii
Sky+ box
smart phones
PSP
Network enabled laser printer
+ all the electronic wizardry in 2 modern cars
feck it, even a modern games controller is probably a computer in its own right!
5 x Sun SPARC
3 x Sun x86
1 x IBM AIX P550
1 x IBM AIX HMC
4 x Linux servers of different types
1 x not doing anything much
3 x Windows servers (toys)
2 x laptops
1 x HP HP-UX desktop
Plus the usual network stuffComment
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My Nokia N95 calls itself a computer rather than a phone. It doesn't tell you how to make a phone call until page 90-odd of the manual. So it & the iPod touch both got counted.Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostMy Nokia N95 calls itself a computer rather than a phone. It doesn't tell you how to make a phone call until page 90-odd of the manual. So it & the iPod touch both got counted.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostMy Nokia N95 calls itself a computer rather than a phone. It doesn't tell you how to make a phone call until page 90-odd of the manual. So it & the iPod touch both got counted.
Salesman; 'what do you want to do with it?'
MTT; 'talk to people on the phone'
Salesman; 'are there any particular features you might need'
MTT; 'yes, the ability to make and recieve phone calls'
Salesman; 'do you want bluetooth?'
MTT; 'no, I have a collection of white teeth which are quite adequate for biting and chewing my food'
Salesman; 'do you not want to receive e-mails and transfer data to and from your PC?'
MTT; 'no, not really, I just want to talk to people on the phone; is that really so difficult?'
Salesman; 'would you like a particular colour? Do you want a clamshell model or a foldy outy or a straightforward model?'
MTT; 'a cheap one that makes phone calls'
Salesman; 'but that's not good for your image Sir'
MTT; 'sod that, I just want to make phone call; it's not as if the people I'm talking to can see me'
Salesman; 'oh, but they can if you have a built in webcam'
MTT; 'all the more reason why I don't want one of those'
Salesman; 'well, we have this one (the most basic Nokia); will that do?'
MTT; 'Yes'
Salesman; 'would you like a belt holder and headphones with that'
MTT; 'no, just sell me a ******* telephone'
Salesman; 'there's no need to get angry about it'
bla bla bla bloody blaAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Lawyer friends used to have to search high and low for phones that didn't have integrated cameras - because mobile phones are allowed in court but cameras aren't. I expect they've given up now.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostYou wrote the script for that very scene in "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" didn't you?
is it on youtube?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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