New BMW X3

[norrahe]

I've got impeccable taste. I regularly drive over cats. You feel the 'bump' more in the convertible (got the alloys refurbed for 100 quid, like brand new again!) so the new X3 will kill and flatten the furry ****ers while giving a better ride quality over them.

Works for me.

I forgot beemers were driven by complete cocks with no taste as well.

[BolshieBastard]

I forgot beemers were driven by complete cocks with no taste as well.

Well at least I've got a cock unlike some! And cats make such good roadkill. Only trouble is washing the mess off the tyres afterwards.

[doodab]

Yeah, the R8 and a Ferrari are great for everyday commuting. Not! NFISF.

NFISF?

Anything Audi screams cockmobile to me.

That's because you are in the UK. There are a lot of cocks there.

[norrahe]

I could care less but that would take effort

[Clippy]

Still prefer this.....
Audi Q5 | Image | Auto Express

Saw one of these last week in the gym car park.

Looks good, much better than the hideous Q7.

[scooterscot]

Pine....

[Zippy]

It's minging. Looks like the bonnet has been hit by a shovel!
A very big shovel.

[BolshieBastard]

Might even be able to pick one up for a bargain price......

In your dreams. Not even wheeler dealers could do a cut price job on that.