Would someone go to the shop

[cnch]

<pious ex smoker mode>Your the one thats killing yourself, mental. </pious ex smoker mode>

I don't know how to tell you this but, shock, horror! You will die too. Oh, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unless of course you find the elixir of life.

[doodab]

Every man runs the risk of being the first immortal.

[MaryPoppins]

We'll just ignore them cnch!!

FFS Why does any newbee stick it out in this place?

Not all newbies get shot down, actually. Just those that smell strongly of sockie, or a 'fake' laydee.

I admire your loyalty Drewster, but fear it may be misplaced in this instance.

cnch is clearly a geezer.

[Drewster]

I admire your loyalty Drewster, but fear it may be misplaced in this instance.
cnch is clearly a geezer.

Very loyal me........ well willing to live and let live so to speak..... pray tell what is it that indicates that cnch is either a sockie or a geezer?

I am very naive and just take all "you lot" as you are (albeit with a pinch of salt.....)

I believe in cnch and will continue to do so until some evidence proves otherwise......

and even if cnch is actually either a sockie of a geezer whats the harm in that?
90% of people thought Wilmsy was a sockie....... well TBH 80% still do....
Gimpy is obviously a sockie......
SAS while not necessarily a sockie is obviously a fantasist......
Spod is now a sockie of Churchy who was originally ????
etc etc

PS Maybe cnch is my sockie!

[Bunk]

Very loyal me........ well willing to live and let live so to speak..... pray tell what is it that indicates that cnch is either a sockie or a geezer?

I am very naive and just take all "you lot" as you are (albeit with a pinch of salt.....)

I believe in cnch and will continue to do so until some evidence proves otherwise......

and even if cnch is actually either a sockie of a geezer whats the harm in that?
90% of people thought Wilmsy was a sockie....... well TBH 80% still do....
Gimpy is obviously a sockie......
SAS while not necessarily a sockie is obviously a fantasist......
Spod is now a sockie of Churchy who was originally ????
etc etc

PS Maybe cnch is my sockie!

Wilmslow is a sockie. Gimpboy is defo a sockie. Sas and Dim are possibly real but deluded. Maybe they're Blade Runner style sockies who haven't realised they're sockies yet. Spod is now Churchy who was originally Spod. Which one is the sockie? Probably neither.

And you wonder why people on here doubt others?

[MaryPoppins]

Wilmslow is a sockie. Gimpboy is defo a sockie. Sas and Dim are possibly real but deluded. Maybe they're Blade Runner style sockies who haven't realised they're sockies yet. Spod is now Churchy who was originally Spod. Which one is the sockie? Probably neither.

And you wonder why people on here doubt others?

Agreed. With the exception of Wilmslow.

[Bunk]

Agreed. With the exception of Wilmslow.

Nah, I'm not buying it. I've seen the evidence and I'm not convinced.

[Drewster]

Nah, I'm not buying it. I've seen the evidence and I'm not convinced.

Hold on!! I'm getting confused now......
You have seen the evidence ie Met Wilmsy yet still don't believe he is a "person"....
or you believe that the person you met posts as Wilmsy..... but you don't believe the character Wilmsy
or...... well or what?

[MaryPoppins]

Hold on!! I'm getting confused now......
You have seen the evidence ie Met Wilmsy yet still don't believe he is a "person"....
or you believe that the person you met posts as Wilmsy..... but you don't believe the character Wilmsy
or...... well or what?

You fry my brain!

I think he's saying he still doesn't buy that Wilmslow is a real person. I say he is a real person. So on, and so on.

[Bunk]

Hold on!! I'm getting confused now......
You have seen the evidence ie Met Wilmsy yet still don't believe he is a "person"....
or you believe that the person you met posts as Wilmsy..... but you don't believe the character Wilmsy
or...... well or what?

It could be either: the person claiming to be Wilmslow isn't the person who posts as him, or the person claiming to be him has made up a fictional character we know as Wilmslow.