Better to Burn out than to Fade Away.

[Drewster]

Erm, hellooooo!!!! C'est Contractor UK.

Der.

But I thought you were above that sort of thing?!?!

Nah! I didn't really!!!

[shaunbhoy]

Fly home Friday..... Never to return..... Well when I say never - I am handing over to a geyser.... as long as he doesn't bottle it they shouldn't need me again.... He is staying out for several months (Tee Hee)......

I notice you didn't deny the "good-looking camel" bit. Be sure and get her mobile number, you can never say never in this business. Hell hath no fury like a camel scorned.............as they say in the Middle East.

[Drewster]

I notice you didn't deny the "good-looking camel" bit. Be sure and get her mobile number, you can never say never in this business. Hell hath no fury like a camel scorned.............as they say in the Middle East.

سخرت النار ليس له غضب مثل جمل

So to speak!

[Zippy]

But I thought you were above that sort of thing?!?!

Nah! I didn't really!!!

No. Didn't think you believed that. Anyway, I'm sure that tall orange-haired girl/boy is giving you the eye.

Shaunbhoy and Zip - matchmakers to the stars. <snigger>

[shaunbhoy]

سخرت النار ليس له غضب مثل جمل

So to speak!

Errrrr...........better make mine a double!!

[Drewster]

No. Didn't think you believed that. Anyway, I'm sure that tall orange-haired girl/boy is giving you the eye.

Shaunbhoy and Zip - matchmakers to the stars. <snigger>

We are just good friends!!!

[shaunbhoy]

We are just good friends!!!

Steer clear mate. She looks like trouble that one!

HTH

[Zippy]

We are just good friends!!!

Nudge, nudge. Say no more squire. <taps nose, obvious wink>

[Drewster]

Steer clear mate. She looks like trouble that one!

HTH

Lovely eyes though.... (although the halitosis is a bit hard to take)

[shaunbhoy]

Lovely eyes though.... (although the halitosis is a bit hard to take)

Give her an onion to chew. Might tone it down a bit. My brother-in-law swears by it with his missus.
Mind you, with his missus the breath is the least of it.
I am not saying she is ugly, but when she was born, the midwife held her up by the buttocks and slapped her face!!