Have they still not found 'im yet ??

[shaunbhoy]

I understand he's hiding in one place that the police will never be able to get into.

Shaunbhoys wallet.

There would be little point. It is emptier than Paddy's head!!

[MarillionFan]

There would be little point. It is emptier than Paddy's head!!

A scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist.
He opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton handkerchief and unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square which he also unfolds to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it .He holds it up and eyes it critically.
''So how much to repair it ?'' he asks the pharmacist .''six pence says the pharmacist .
How much for a new one ?''Ten pence says the pharmacist.
The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton handkerchief and marches out the door of the pharmacy .
a moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout go up .followed by an even bigger roar .
The Scottish soldier walks in and says :'' The regiment has taken a vote ...we'll have a new one.

[shaunbhoy]

A scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist.
He opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton handkerchief and unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square which he also unfolds to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it .He holds it up and eyes it critically.
''So how much to repair it ?'' he asks the pharmacist .''six pence says the pharmacist .
How much for a new one ?''Ten pence says the pharmacist.
The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton handkerchief and marches out the door of the pharmacy .
a moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout go up .followed by an even bigger roar .
The Scottish soldier walks in and says :'' The regiment has taken a vote ...we'll have a new one.

Reminds me of the old tale of the Aberdonian that returns home to his parents house after spending a few years down in London. He is carrying a large suitcase, and after telling them how wonderfully well he has done, he opens the case, and it is chock full of £20 pound notes. He takes 2 out and gives them one each and says "That is just my way of saying Thanks for all you have done for me!"
The father turns to the mother and says "Hey Isabel, this is great. It means we can now get married!"
The son says "What? You mean you two are not married?"
The mum says "Oh no son, we could never afford to"
So the son retorts indignantly "Well, you realise what that makes me, don't you?"
"Aye" says the Dad "And a right stingey one too!!"

[moorfield]

Surely time to send off the SAS trainees to hunt 'im down now, that's what they do on the documentaries anyway.

[OwlHoot]

Surely time to send off the SAS trainees to hunt 'im down now, that's what they do on the documentaries anyway.

SAS?!

All they need is a line of constables with bloodhounds and whistles and guns, like the 39 Steps, and they'd have caught him a week ago!

[shaunbhoy]

SAS?!

All they need is a line of constables with bloodhounds and whistles and guns, like the 39 Steps, and they'd have caught him a week ago!

They would have done that, but the overtime won't get signed off. Besides, if they leave the Police HQ they'll never get a parking space again.

HTH

[rsingh]

SAS?!

All they need is a line of constables with bloodhounds and whistles and guns, like the 39 Steps, and they'd have caught him a week ago!

Who drew First Blood? I hear some of the deputies were being kind of rough on him...

[gingerjedi]

SAS?!

All they need is a line of constables with bloodhounds and whistles and guns, like the 39 Steps, and they'd have caught him a week ago!

Minority report style? He was an innocent man a week ago.

[MarillionFan]

How difficult is it to find a fat Ginger twat in the countryside. It's not as if he will be in the sun as his pasty skin will burn, so look in the woods!!!

[TimberWolf]

What happened to our indigenous UK trackers who could follow a trail of ginger footprints and broken grass stems? Is this yet another sorry tale of local expertise going abroad for good? What about bloodhounds?