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apologies for the wilmslowesque nature of this question...

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    #51
    This is a true story.

    It was my final year and I was sleeping badly, stressed for my exams, I was taking a little extra for a nights sleep which had caused me to sleep walk a few times.

    One night the house behind had a small but very loud party. Right in the middle of the exams, the ******* twats. I tried to sleep and took the medication I had, eventually at some point falling asleep.

    I awoke the next morning to find that the bottom of my bed was covered in mud and my feet where filthy.

    I showered and got ready to go to Uni. My flatmate then asked me, "How did you get them to turn the music off last night?". "I didn't" was the reply. 'Yes you did, you went out about 2am and then the music stopped'......

    Now. I don't remember going out, but I do remember that when I woke up I remembered a vivid dream, where that in my dream I put my dressing gown on, went next door walking across their garden, walked into the house behind, pulled the stereo from the wall, had a fight with someone and then went home. The music then stopped'

    I don't know if it ever happened, but all I know is, they never spoke to me again.
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      #52
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      This is a true story.

      It was my final year and I was sleeping badly, stressed for my exams, I was taking a little extra for a nights sleep which had caused me to sleep walk a few times.

      One night the house behind had a small but very loud party. Right in the middle of the exams, the ******* twats. I tried to sleep and took the medication I had, eventually at some point falling asleep.

      I awoke the next morning to find that the bottom of my bed was covered in mud and my feet where filthy.

      I showered and got ready to go to Uni. My flatmate then asked me, "How did you get them to turn the music off last night?". "I didn't" was the reply. 'Yes you did, you went out about 2am and then the music stopped'......

      Now. I don't remember going out, but I do remember that when I woke up I remembered a vivid dream, where that in my dream I put my dressing gown on, went next door walking across their garden, walked into the house behind, pulled the stereo from the wall, had a fight with someone and then went home. The music then stopped'

      I don't know if it ever happened, but all I know is, they never spoke to me again.
      nope, try as you might you can't beat sas on the bullsh*t-o-meter

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        #53
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        I knocked on their door, called them koonts and told them if I heard anything more that got me out of bed, I would break the door down and beat the crap out of them. I was so angry I meant it and it showed.
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          #54
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          If you do, make sure you do it anonymously.

          what a genius
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #55
            Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
            what a genius
            Steady!!!!!!!!!!

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #56
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              No you're not!

              Have you only really spoken to him when he's out of it? If so, p'raps consider popping round during the day and try to have a pleasant word when he's not bouncing off the walls?

              Not sure reporting him will achieve very much at all, other than creating animosity.
              I have never, in over 20 years of 'being around' people smoking weed seen anyone "bouncing off the walls" - you never indulged MP?
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #57
                Originally posted by threaded View Post
                There's being open-minded, and letting people do what they want 'behind closed doors', but my experience tells me that when a user reaches the stage of irritating the neighbours then they are already on the spiral dive to oblivion.

                HTH
                you guys
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #58
                  I had a grass space cake in Admsterdam and I was bouncing off walls.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
                    over 20 years of 'being around' people smoking weed
                    and


                    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

                    A guy I work with (honestly, not me) has been approached by a girl on FB
                    You seem to skirt around the periphery of things way too much Ruprect. Get stuck in a bit more...........life's too short!!

                    HTH
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      Noise nuisance is usually tackled by the noise abatement officer of your local council. They can vary in effectiveness and obviously your neighbour will know one his neighbours have called. Are you two the only ones in the block?
                      When I lived in a flat and had some noisy Aussie neighbours, I knocked on their door, called them koonts and told them if I heard anything more that got me out of bed, I would break the door down and beat the crap out of them. I was so angry I meant it and it showed. Never heard a peep after that.
                      course you did sas
                      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                      Thomas Jefferson

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