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    #31
    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    You'll not get me that way, they're both shovels!

    Anyway, <takes can of beer, consumes half, belches> where's the 'kin patient gone?
    I hope he doesn't miss his Welcome to CUK party. Maybe he's hiding under the stairs?

    <chink>
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      #32
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      I hope he doesn't miss his Welcome to CUK party. Maybe he's hiding under the stairs?

      <chink>
      <chink> <looks suspiciously at beer can> Note to self, why the hell is my beer can "chinking"?

      Who's he hiding there with?

      Oi Gibbon! Go and find my patient and try not to fall over your cock, there's a good lad!

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        #33
        Aye up folks, I heard the chinking off beers cans, got a spare one ?

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          #34
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          Aye up folks, I heard the chinking off beers cans, got a spare one ?
          Catch! <gently hurls can of beer at 5*>

          Maybe you can solve the riddle of the "chinking" beer cans!

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            #35
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            Catch! <gently hurls can of beer at 5*>

            Maybe you can solve the riddle of the "chinking" beer cans!
            Cheers, I'll have a think about the riddle, need a bit more thinking juice first.

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              #36
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

              Just post on here for a while. We'll toughen you up!!

              If you crack though and take lots of people out in a rampage, just remember Spod pushed your buttons first!
              But you may as well stop off at MFs shop first, as it's on the way to Spod's gaff
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                #37
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                But you may as well stop off at MFs shop first, as it's on the way to Spod's gaff
                Have a beer and cheer up. <catch>

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  Aye up folks, I heard the chinking off beers cans, got a spare one ?
                  I do hope so. I spent £500 of Spod's money.
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I do hope so. I spent £500 of Spod's and CM's money.
                    Oh dear. Still, never mind, eh?

                    Did you get any food?

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                      Oh dear. Still, never mind, eh?

                      Did you get any food?
                      Just some crisps and a packet of fags. Sorry

                      I could call the curry house in a bit?
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