Good Luck Andy M. - History awaits!

[sasguru]

WOW!!! Its back SASsy's ultimate insult "Village Idiot"....
Accompanied by gurning, in-bred and drooling....

Oh how we have waited for this day.........

Perhaps I should change my standard insult to fat bastard as this seems to be as much a theme on CUk as being a thick bastard. 6 foot and 16 stone? why don't you go to the gym and eat less you salad dodger?

HTH, but IDI

[shaunbhoy]

And I missed it!

No change there then. As with most things, you lag so very far behind.
Thought you would have got used to that by now, but I guess this is just another side-effect of your "goldfish" gene.

[Drewster]

Perhaps I should change my standard insult to fat bastard as this seems to be as much a theme on CUk as being a thick bastard. 6 foot and 16 stone? why don't you go to the gym and eat less you salad dodger?

HTH, but IDI

Oh do shut up you stupid man....

It never ceases to amaze me how much tulip you spout in the self deluded belief that anything you say is either funny or intelligent......

and "HTH but IDI" - Please try to come up with something else!

[shaunbhoy]

Perhaps I should change

Well god knows, it could only help.
You are so drearily predictable it really is getting very tedious.
Why not google "Genetic Engineering" and see if you can't get some kindly crazed scientist to cross-pollenate your intellect with a goat, or a wombat, or something else that exists further up the food chain? It'll make your posts a sight more interesting at the very least.

[doodab]

why don't you go to the gym and eat less you salad dodger?

Can we infer from this that you like a bit of gently tossed salad?

[MarillionFan]

Which bit do you find hard to understand?
She is a 16yr old girl... She is approx 5' 9"-5' 10".... She weighs what 9-11st if that....
I am a <Hurumph>yr old man.... I am approx 6'.... I weigh about 16 1/2 stone....

I am fairly confident that in any measure of strength I would beat her (not stamina, not fitness but pure brute strength)....
I am fairly certain that I would be able to hit a tennis ball harder than she could (not repeatedly, not as accurately but pure brute force)....

I just noticed this and also saw that Sas had picked up on this.

So effectively you're a 40 years man, approx 6 (so 5'10'') and you weigh about 16.5 stone (so 17stone as you're a vain f**ker)

You don't go to the gym, eat hotel food and fly on a plane a lot.

At your description you have a BMI of 31.1 (which is clinically obese according to the NHS). On the real figures you're 34.1 which according to the NHS website is 'Oh my god!! You a fat f**ker, a fat f**ker!! One at a time please, ding ding, lift going down! Whoa! You one fat f**ker!!!'

So basically you're about 50 pounds overweight or you should be 7' 2''.

HTH

MF (Dietician at the Royal Fat Clinic)

[sasguru]

Oh do shut up you stupid man....

It never ceases to amaze me how much tulip you spout in the self deluded belief that anything you say is either funny or intelligent......

and "HTH but IDI" - Please try to come up with something else!

I wasn't trying to be funny or intelligent. Just noticing that you're a fat fooker. Which makes you the stupid man.

HTH, but IDI

[SofaKingdom]

I wasn't trying to be funny or intelligent. Just noticing that you're a fat fooker. Which makes you the stupid man.

HTH, but IDI

How long is this history awaiting then SB?

[Troll]

I wasn't trying to be intelligent.

No change there then

[shaunbhoy]

How long is this history awaiting then SB?

Patience dear fellow. Rome wasn't built in a day.