Bored Tulipless........

[MarillionFan]

What for being a twat? I thought you did that for free...

Lot of time invested in being a twat on CUK. I need to make a profit somewhere, it damn sure aint with anything else!

[MarillionFan]

A fiver might cover your time..... I gave change......

<Cough> She said she only gives you 2p <cough>

[SupremeSpod]

Lot of time invested in being a twat on CUK. I need to make a profit somewhere, it damn sure aint with anything else!

I'm looking for a Budha about 4 feet tall. The sat down pointy headed type. Got one?

[MarillionFan]

I'm looking for a Budha about 4 feet tall. The sat down pointy headed type. Got one?

I'll send you a picture. I'm sat on the left. Will I do????

[SupremeSpod]

I'll send you a picture. I'm sat on the left. Will I do????

I'm not paying you a fiver!

[Boudica]

....... Fly back to Jeddah on Thursday.....

Jack Tulip that I want to do...... (although possibly many things I could be doing and/or many more things MrsD thinks I should be doing)......

And CUK is sloooooowwww........

Get down to your local Tesco and snap the heads off the gingerbread men in england shirts

[Drewster]

Get down to your local Tesco and snap the heads off the gingerbread men in england shirts

Already sorted........

Ho Hum!