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Another sy01 bedwetting thread
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I'd best get back to Milla Jovovich in a chocolate leotard then.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnyway chatting to the sisters is getting tedious. the pub beckons.
Sayonara amd nice evening, folks!1st back pedalling now running away..... SAS you are aOriginally posted by sasguru View PostHe's disappeared. Do you think he's having a good cry or re-thinking his childish and patronising attitude to gayness?legendarse!!Comment
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Right. Just back from a meeting. Who's gonna get a kicki.....
Oh tulip, I'll be late for my own funeral.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You've really let SASguru down, he's flouncedOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostRight. Just back from a meeting. Who's gonna get a kicki.....
Oh tulip, I'll be late for my own funeral.
. Gone to drink himself into oblivion. 
I hope you're suitably ashamed.

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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou've really let SASguru down, he's flounced
. Gone to drink himself into oblivion. 
I hope you're suitably ashamed.
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Well, I was out the office before 4 to go for a pint after a 4 hour day.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou've really let SASguru down, he's flounced
. Gone to drink himself into oblivion. 
I hope you're suitably ashamed.
The sisters are all 8 hour a day grunts with little ability.Comment
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Once again everyone has resorted to playgroup mentality, well done lads
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Playgroup. No!Originally posted by norrahe View PostOnce again everyone has resorted to playgroup mentality, well done lads
I like to think that when the chips are down, us contractors can easily slip into a Lord of the Flies mentality in seconds.
Did you know that Minestrone was in fact a distant relative of Torquemada while Sasguru is none other than the Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandson of Matthew Hopkins.
SY is of course a distant relation of Joan of Arc!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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