Sicko jailed for killing goose in public park:

[shaunbhoy]

Yep, I thought so too.

Still waiting for the call though...

If it is any consolation, I am in a similar bind regarding Kim Cattrall.
She has probably mislaid my number.

[Churchill]

If it is any consolation, I am in a similar bind regarding Kim Cattrall.
She has probably mislaid my number.

She's f**kin' laid everything else though, eh?

[shaunbhoy]

She's f**kin' laid everything else though, eh?

Well, she was born in Liverpool................

[thunderlizard]

Goose?

Oh, sorry, for a second there I thought it said "grouse".

So in that case you're absolutely right. Hang the oik.

[threaded]

Oh, sorry, for a second there I thought it said "grouse".

So in that case you're absolutely right. Hang the oik.

I chased a Ptarmigan down my drive the other day. I thought it'd dive off into the bushes or fly away, but no it wanted to show it could easily outrun me on a bicycle.

[thunderlizard]

But how could its feet reach the pedals?

[shaunbhoy]

I chased a Three-toed sloth down my drive the other day. I thought it'd dive off into the bushes or fly away, but no it wanted to show it could easily outrun me on a bicycle.

FTFY

[Gibbon]

No mate, CM said if Monica rings up and wants it I can give it to her.

Has CM got the same deal with Threaded ?

[Spacecadet]

Has CM got the same deal with Threaded ?

Yup, if Threaded phones up he can give it* to her

*it = The Time Machine!

[MarillionFan]

I might have to place some odds on this thread for that phonecall for Churchill!

I'm giving 250 to 1 on you getting a knock on the door from Maggie Thatcher riding a dragon and wearing a leather basque with the return of Jesus at 500 to 1.

Your odds are longer!