Sickie

[fullyautomatix]

How is someone who has a migraine supposed to come and work ? Sick leave is there for such purposes.

Have you never been sick and unable to go into work in your entire life ?

[fullyautomatix]

Unless you're her manager what's the problem? Despise is a very strong word to use when referring to a colleague.

If you are her manager then have a word with HR - it should never be personal.

WHS.

[Mr Crosby]

Oh no, we are getting on great - she is coming over to mine this evening

After school?

[MaryPoppins]

As long as she is poorly all weekend, I will feel a lot happier

You can probably tell I despise her.

Getting laid has changed you.

[Churchill]

Getting laid has changed you.

It bloody changed you too!

[alreadypacked]

Oh no, we are getting on great - she is coming over to mine this evening

Mun's bingo evening

[MaryPoppins]

It bloody changed you too!

I was told you couldn't get caught if you did it standing up, see.

[alreadypacked]

I was told you couldn't get caught if you did it standing up, see.

Must have been strong swimmers, not Tom Cruise then

[MaryPoppins]

Must have been strong swimmers, not Tom Cruise then

Deffo no Tom Cruise.

[Wilmslow]

I was told you couldn't get caught if you did it standing up, see.

How the heck can you do it stood up??

Too much risk of project slippage if you ask me.

Oh, and if the lady is a lot shorter - this does not bear thinking about!!!!