The absolute rubbishness of recent trolls/sockies

[Bunk]

Not me guv.
My sockies are so good they even take tangible form and people claim to have met them.

Have you ever read The Dark Half by Stephen King? It's about an author who kills off his psuedonym, but it then becomes a real person and goes round killing people. I would be very careful about how you put an end to Wilmslow.

[minestrone]

AtW just now is probably standing in the communal kitchen wearing a tutu telling his flat mates how he learned along side Nureyev.