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    #11
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Is that Maximillion?
    Maximarillion.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Maximarillion.
      Wasn't he the baddie??


      Oh and......
      Didn't he get his *rse kicked??

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        #13
        Originally posted by Drewster View Post
        Wasn't he the baddie??


        Oh and......
        Didn't he get his *rse kicked??
        Yep. He was the badass robot. In the half of the film I saw he kicked arse of all the other little bedwetting robots.

        Class robot.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Yep. He was the badass robot. In the half of the film I saw he kicked arse of all the other little bedwetting robots.

          Class robot.
          I think you should watch the whole film.......... He might of started off "badass" but I'm pretty sure he got shafted in the end...... I seem to remember it was the beaten up knackered little bedwetter wot did it!!

          Hey Maximarillion... know any bedwetters that appear beaten and bowed??? Perhaps you'd better watch your back!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            I think you should watch the whole film.......... He might of started off "badass" but I'm pretty sure he got shafted in the end...... I seem to remember it was the beaten up knackered little bedwetter wot did it!!

            Hey Maximarillion... know any bedwetters that appear beaten and bowed??? Perhaps you'd better watch your back!
            I don't think so. I wasn't his bitch! BTW. Is he calling you?

            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I don't think so. I wasn't his bitch! BTW. Is he calling you?
              I just don't like to think why you have got lots of pictures of "Gay Boys" ready to post...... I don't think I would know where to find them.... but you seem to have plenty "to hand" so to speak!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                I just don't like to think why you have got lots of pictures of "Gay Boys" ready to post...... I don't think I would know where to find them.... but you seem to have plenty "to hand" so to speak!
                Actually that was on the fail site I have up on my browser.

                FYI. This particularly guy isn't gay. His name is Dorian Yates and he was 7 times Mr Universe in the 1990's. I used to do body building in my early 20's and used to buy his supplements.

                Just thought I'd share that.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Actually that was on the fail site I have up on my browser.

                  FYI. This particularly guy isn't gay. His name is Dorian Yates and he was 7 times Mr Universe in the 1990's. I used to do body building in my early 20's and used to buy his supplements.

                  Just thought I'd share that.
                  Somehow I KNEW you were a poseur (in the 90's)....... were they the supplements that gave you acne and made your todger shrink?? - Only asking!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                    Has anyone actually had a Pot Noodle at work??

                    Surely these are the reasons for nice large disabled toilets - even come complete with the shower for after.
                    I could regale you all with my tales of how, following my vasectomy, I was compelled to "deliver" fresh samples to the hospital for 3 consecutive months following this procedure. Nowhere available for this "decanting" to take place other than the disabled toilets at Torbay Hospital. Not the most appealing surroundings for such feverish work I can tell you. And you would be amazed at just what percentage of the elderly population cannot equate the red flash on the door to someone being on the throne, and insist upon gabbling "Is there anybody in there?" repeatedly, and very off-puttingly!!!
                    FFS!!! Either there IS, and this would explain why the door was locked from the inside, or there is not, and they are talking to themselves! Anyway, let's not go there!

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      I could regale you all with my tales of how, following my vasectomy, I was compelled to "deliver" fresh samples to the hospital for 3 consecutive months following this procedure. Nowhere available for this "decanting" to take place other than the disabled toilets at Torbay Hospital. Not the most appealing surroundings for such feverish work I can tell you. And you would be amazed at just what percentage of the elderly population cannot equate the red flash on the door to someone being on the throne, and insist upon gabbling "Is there anybody in there?" repeatedly, and very off-puttingly!!!
                      FFS!!! Either there IS, and this would explain why the door was locked from the inside, or there is not, and they are talking to themselves! Anyway, let's not go there!

                      Oh christ. You're in Torbay!!!?!"?!?!

                      Jeesus. I was born in that fishing town where they all like to beat the shiite out of each other!
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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