We've basically borrowed from out children haven't we. Poor flippers won't be able to afford to get a mortgage (let alone buy) a rabbit hutch until they've retired, and then only on a sharing basis.
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Doesn't anyone owe us money??
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關上了他媽的起 來,認真Originally posted by AtW View Post他妈的关闭严重"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Trust me. After 13 years of Gordon having his grubby big flippers in the mix, I very much doubt there is a single state on the planet that we are not up to the ears in hock to.Originally posted by dang65 View PostAll countries seem to have a national debt, right? Do they all owe money to the same country? Or do we all owe money to each other? In which case, isn't it time someone went through the books and cancelled out all the ones which match each other:
France owes UK 100 billion pounds
UK owes France 150 billion pounds
= UK owes France 50 billion pounds = reduced debt for everyone
Does no one owe money to anyone that owes them money?
Also, why don't we all borrow huge amounts of money from, say, Easter Island, pay off all our debts with it and then tell Easter Island to write off the loan or we'll nuke them?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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My wife owes me money. Too scared to collect though.
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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yeah Lord AshcroftOriginally posted by dang65 View PostAll countries seem to have a national debt, right? Do they all owe money to the same country? Or do we all owe money to each other? In which case, isn't it time someone went through the books and cancelled out all the ones which match each other:
France owes UK 100 billion pounds
UK owes France 150 billion pounds
= UK owes France 50 billion pounds = reduced debt for everyone
Does no one owe money to anyone that owes them money?
Also, why don't we all borrow huge amounts of money from, say, Easter Island, pay off all our debts with it and then tell Easter Island to write off the loan or we'll nuke them?
owes us a few bob, i know it's not much in the big scheme of things "but every little helps!"Comment
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Yep. We all live in £900K starter homes that our children can never afford to buy.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWe've basically borrowed from out children haven't we. Poor flippers won't be able to afford to get a mortgage (let alone buy) a rabbit hutch until they've retired, and then only on a sharing basis.
What a nice generation of greedy spukulative coonts we are. The young people will be pissing on our graves.Comment
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Give 'em one of yours you tight git, they'll only push you down the stairs if you don't.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYep. We all live in £900K starter homes that our children can never afford to buy.
What a nice generation of greedy spukulative coonts we are. The young people will be pissing on our graves.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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It's not so much inter-country lending.Originally posted by dang65 View PostAll countries seem to have a national debt, right? Do they all owe money to the same country? Or do we all owe money to each other? In which case, isn't it time someone went through the books and cancelled out all the ones which match each other:
France owes UK 100 billion pounds
UK owes France 150 billion pounds
= UK owes France 50 billion pounds = reduced debt for everyone
Does no one owe money to anyone that owes them money?
Also, why don't we all borrow huge amounts of money from, say, Easter Island, pay off all our debts with it and then tell Easter Island to write off the loan or we'll nuke them?
It is people and institutions all over the globe who the government owe money to. Bonds and all that cack. That's how they borrow money.
If you've got a private or company pension fund, they almost certainly owe money to it.Comment
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Fook 'em.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostGive 'em one of yours you tight git, they'll only push you down the stairs if you don't.Comment
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