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    #11
    We've basically borrowed from out children haven't we. Poor flippers won't be able to afford to get a mortgage (let alone buy) a rabbit hutch until they've retired, and then only on a sharing basis.

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      #12
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      他妈的关闭严重
      關上了他媽的起 來,認真
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        這事就不會發生在保守黨

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          #14
          Originally posted by dang65 View Post
          All countries seem to have a national debt, right? Do they all owe money to the same country? Or do we all owe money to each other? In which case, isn't it time someone went through the books and cancelled out all the ones which match each other:

          France owes UK 100 billion pounds
          UK owes France 150 billion pounds
          = UK owes France 50 billion pounds = reduced debt for everyone

          Does no one owe money to anyone that owes them money?

          Also, why don't we all borrow huge amounts of money from, say, Easter Island, pay off all our debts with it and then tell Easter Island to write off the loan or we'll nuke them?
          Trust me. After 13 years of Gordon having his grubby big flippers in the mix, I very much doubt there is a single state on the planet that we are not up to the ears in hock to.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #15
            My wife owes me money. Too scared to collect though.
            McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
            Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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              #16
              Originally posted by dang65 View Post
              All countries seem to have a national debt, right? Do they all owe money to the same country? Or do we all owe money to each other? In which case, isn't it time someone went through the books and cancelled out all the ones which match each other:

              France owes UK 100 billion pounds
              UK owes France 150 billion pounds
              = UK owes France 50 billion pounds = reduced debt for everyone

              Does no one owe money to anyone that owes them money?

              Also, why don't we all borrow huge amounts of money from, say, Easter Island, pay off all our debts with it and then tell Easter Island to write off the loan or we'll nuke them?
              yeah Lord Ashcroft
              owes us a few bob, i know it's not much in the big scheme of things "but every little helps!"

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                #17
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                We've basically borrowed from out children haven't we. Poor flippers won't be able to afford to get a mortgage (let alone buy) a rabbit hutch until they've retired, and then only on a sharing basis.
                Yep. We all live in £900K starter homes that our children can never afford to buy.

                What a nice generation of greedy spukulative coonts we are. The young people will be pissing on our graves.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Yep. We all live in £900K starter homes that our children can never afford to buy.

                  What a nice generation of greedy spukulative coonts we are. The young people will be pissing on our graves.
                  Give 'em one of yours you tight git, they'll only push you down the stairs if you don't.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by dang65 View Post
                    All countries seem to have a national debt, right? Do they all owe money to the same country? Or do we all owe money to each other? In which case, isn't it time someone went through the books and cancelled out all the ones which match each other:

                    France owes UK 100 billion pounds
                    UK owes France 150 billion pounds
                    = UK owes France 50 billion pounds = reduced debt for everyone

                    Does no one owe money to anyone that owes them money?

                    Also, why don't we all borrow huge amounts of money from, say, Easter Island, pay off all our debts with it and then tell Easter Island to write off the loan or we'll nuke them?
                    It's not so much inter-country lending.

                    It is people and institutions all over the globe who the government owe money to. Bonds and all that cack. That's how they borrow money.

                    If you've got a private or company pension fund, they almost certainly owe money to it.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                      Give 'em one of yours you tight git, they'll only push you down the stairs if you don't.
                      Fook 'em.

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