Propaganda - schnell

[Peoplesoft bloke]

www.bbc.co.uk

"What is a hung parliament?"

Ever feel like this is a foregone conclusion?

Cast your votes in vein [sic] people.

HTH

Vain in that context

[shaunbhoy]

The only choice we get is democracy.

Yeah, and the sort of democracy that can see a Party that gains less than 30% of the popular vote get the most seats, to boot.
Robert Mugabe would be proud of such a system.

[Swati]

I think the term being bandies around much this days is balanced parliament which leads me to believe that there are many in the media thinking this is preferred option of the result of our general election this thursday week I have a couple of interesting observations to make on the subject and they will follow now. Firtsly I think that cameron has made a lot of ground in his hustlings of the past week. Secondly i think the liberal democrat Clegg, this clegg has been in a bubble which has been burst because he peaked too soon in the oresidential style debates that we all saw on our tv screen or tv screens in the past few weeks. I believe he has been revealed as a waree and i dont normally use this expression liberally. Thirdly i belive the willun has absoluteley no chance of winning this elecetion on thursday week. It is no longer possible. These are my thoughtts and doings on this elecetion and they are just my opinions but I think cameron will be in number 10 on friday week and the willun will be rreplaced by a temporary like Roy Hattersley or the like until they elect new leader at the labour conference in this autumn.

[Churchill]

I think the term being bandies around much this days is balanced parliament which leads me to believe that there are many in the media thinking this is preferred option of the result of our general election this thursday week I have a couple of interesting observations to make on the subject and they will follow now. Firtsly I think that cameron has made a lot of ground in his hustlings of the past week. Secondly i think the liberal democrat Clegg, this clegg has been in a bubble which has been burst because he peaked too soon in the oresidential style debates that we all saw on our tv screen or tv screens in the past few weeks. I believe he has been revealed as a waree and i dont normally use this expression liberally. Thirdly i belive the willun has absoluteley no chance of winning this elecetion on thursday week. It is no longer possible. These are my thoughtts and doings on this elecetion and they are just my opinions but I think cameron will be in number 10 on friday week and the willun will be rreplaced by a temporary like Roy Hattersley or the like until they elect new leader at the labour conference in this autumn.

Will someone translate the above for me from "whatf**kingLanguageisthat" to something more readable and understandable?

[Bunk]

Will someone translate the above for me from "whatf**kingLanguageisthat" to something more readable and understandable?

I can't decide if it's Sas or MF.

[Churchill]

I can't decide if it's Sas or MF.

They're both sad Onanists so could be either.

[shaunbhoy]

I can't decide if it's Sas or MF.

It sounds decidedly like the ramblings of a retarded primate.................so my vote goes to sasguru.

[MarillionFan]

They're both sad Onanists so could be either.

Least we can get it up!

[Churchill]

They're both sad Onanists so could be either.

Least we can get it up!

How would you know? You're an Onanist!

[MarillionFan]

How would you know? You're an Onanist!

I once met an old lady who told me every Sunday she was a Church Onanist! Bless.