Originally posted by OwlHoot
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What's Your blood type?
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI think there's a difference between "lots of platelets" and "You've got Polycythemia Rubra Vera".
When I last gave blood, I got a letter asking me if I would be happy to donate platelets as well - apparently they take blood, nick the platelets, then stick the plasma back in you.
I assume I am not ill, although I might have Haemochromatosis as my mum has it. In true manly style, I haven't been to the docs to get tested as "I don't feel ill"
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI dunno.
When I last gave blood, I got a letter asking me if I would be happy to donate platelets as well - apparently they take blood, nick the platelets, then stick the plasma back in you.
I assume I am not ill, although I might have Haemochromatosis as my mum has it. In true manly style, I haven't been to the docs to get tested as "I don't feel ill"
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostCheck the symptoms for PRV - if you think you have any then go and see the quack.
None of those..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe black sheep though seem to be blood group B - flamboyant free-thinkers, but selfish.
I'm B+ and not selfish!
I knew that would make you feel better, and no you can't have one of my kidneys.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe black sheep though seem to be blood group B - flamboyant free-thinkers, but selfish.
I'm B+ and not selfish!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'll sell you a pint of mine if you ever need it.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You really want to be O- universal donor."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostShudder to think what the street value of a pint of Zippy would be+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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