Am I completely mad?

[chef]

New one; Mr Waldorf Salad

5 tester points to be won for the first guess why.

because he looks like the guy in the faulty towers episode "waldorf salad"?

[Mich the Tester]

because he looks like the guy in the faulty towers episode "waldorf salad"?

No, but warm.

[Grasser73]

A few from over the years

Rotating Dave - every conversation contained a "So I turned round and said to..."
Growbag - he had personal hygiene issues and was called it to his face
Baggy Anne - let's just say she had 'been around'
Manwoman - was rather androgynous (sp? - couldn't be arsed to check)

[Spoiler]

Some old fella was known as "The Prince of Darkness" (he was a letch).

Also worked with a 'Roland Browning' as well. When he got a bit sarcy, the shout of "I'm only trying to help you row-land" in a whiny voice would go around the office.

[alreadypacked]

We had a PM Mr. Teflon half way through the project he would assign any part of the project not going well to other people.

[Fishface]

Leather bag

a bitter old bitch that has had too much sun

from ''sexy beast' - '...wot 'append to you, you look like a leather bag - sports bag - hold-all...'

[Pogle]

New one; Mr Waldorf Salad

5 tester points to be won for the first guess why.

Cos he's got no nuts?

[mudskipper]

I used to work with a guy who learned sign language. He explained how people were described by some physical characteristic. So we spent a pleasant afternoon or two coming up with signs for everyone. Some were easy - Slaphead, and the guy with the tombstone teeth. We also had the sniff your armpit man, and of course, tosser. Frowny, smiley, and raise your eyebrows in a surprised manner. Gesticulator, scratch your arse and pick-your-nose-and-eat-it...

[Mich the Tester]

Cos he's got no nuts?

erm, I haven't looked and I'm not planning to ask. Getting colder.

[Gonzo]

Cos he's got no nuts?

Er, I was going to suggest it was because he is nuts.