Am I completely mad?

[OwlHoot]

We used to do this when I was an aprentice aircraft fitter, on the shop floor we had:

Grover
Macho man randy savage
Clarence Boddicker
Cuprinol man
Peter Sutcliffe
Hans Gruber
The Red Skull

And many more I've long forgotton, them were the days.

The arch villain from the Die Hard films working as an aircraft fitter?!

If volcanic dust wasn't enough, that's one more reason not to fly

[Mich the Tester]

I wear the glasses that are photochromatic and turn dark in sun. I never thought it was "paedo". How else are we men who wear glasses supposed to look cool ?

Try the Michael Caine NHS specs look;

http://www.empireonline.com/images/f...el-caine/2.jpg

or take a look here;

See better. Rodenstock.

[MaryPoppins]

Sounds like something Voodooflux would love

I'm so glad you said a fella though - a girl eating 7 doughnuts (in one sitting) would be

Amazing? Incredible?

[Drewster]

.......... a girl eating 7 doughnuts (in one sitting) would be

That reminds me of the IT Directors PA.... "The Pig".....

It wasn't cos she could eat 7 doughnuts.... although she could...
It wasn't cos she was fat.... although <ahem> she wasn't exactly thin...
It wasn't cos she was "Pig Ugly"..... although she wasn't an oil painting....
It wasn't even that she smelt like a Sty.... although she wasn't exactly <ahem> clean......

No it was because........... she squealed like a pig when she was being "Poked"......

as witnessed by the whole IT department attending the Xmas party one year... standing on the sports club balcony while she "entertained" an unidentified (to this day) "gentleman friend" underneath said balcony.....

about 10 minutes later the room fell silent as she came back to the Party....... the IT Director smoothly covered the moment "Ah Hello Xxxxxx you look a little flushed - warm isn't it?"

[Boudica]

I used to work with "Mr Floppy"

Then Mr Floppy left IT and ran for a seat in parliament, then a funny person who used to work with him, not me, decided to add his special name to his election posters...

[cailin maith]

That reminds me of the IT Directors PA.... "The Pig".....

It wasn't cos she could eat 7 doughnuts.... although she could...
It wasn't cos she was fat.... although <ahem> she wasn't exactly thin...
It wasn't cos she was "Pig Ugly"..... although she wasn't an oil painting....
It wasn't even that she smelt like a Sty.... although she wasn't exactly <ahem> clean......

No it was because........... she squealed like a pig when she was being "Poked"......

as witnessed by the whole IT department attending the Xmas party one year... standing on the sports club balcony while she "entertained" an unidentified (to this day) "gentleman friend" underneath said balcony.....

about 10 minutes later the room fell silent as she came back to the Party....... the IT Director smoothly covered the moment "Ah Hello Xxxxxx you look a little flushed - warm isn't it?"

[Mich the Tester]

Mrs KGB is on the prowl. Like to guess why she’s called KGB?

[Scrag Meister]

Having a gent that i didn't actually work with described as "you know the one, he looks like a kiddy fiddler", yep straight away knew the one.

Then I got to actually work with him and he is really sound!! Shame cos now its stuck in my head for all time.

[ookook]

We have a "stinky" in our office too. Everyone knows him as stinky and he does stink.

He's the IT boy.

We also have a paedo... he wears those really creepy glasses - you know, that go darker when the sunshines or it's bright but they aren't actually sunglasses <shudder>

LOL, I'm SO glad you said that, I've been saying for ages that anyone who wears reactolite glasses should be instantly on the sex offenders register

[Mich the Tester]

New one; Mr Waldorf Salad

5 tester points to be won for the first guess why.