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Nope, it's his trip to the goat sacraficing club this week.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostDo you work in a funeral parlour
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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For you D000hg, anything.Originally posted by d000hg View PostDoes MP punch like a man? How classy, nothing like a girl who throws her fists about.
In reality I probably punch like a spaz, but I've got a huge sparkler on my finger today that would definitely hurt.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh, but why two black ties, does he get the first one stained while he is thereOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostNope, it's his trip to the goat sacraficing club this week.
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They both just happen to be in my Masonic case. One is plain black, the other has a gold square and compasses on.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostOh, but why two black ties, does he get the first one stained while he is there
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Along with the white gloves, sash, apron and bibleOriginally posted by Churchill View PostThey both just happen to be in my Masonic case. One is plain black, the other has a gold square and compasses on.
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All sorts of stuff in thereOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostAlong with the white gloves, sash and bible
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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No copy of a VSL. No sash either, not needed as I'm not in office this yearOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostAlong with the white gloves, sash, apron and bible
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I've a King James version at home that was my old mans.Originally posted by Churchill View PostNo copy of a VSL. No sash either, not needed as I'm not in office this year
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Why not see if his old Lodge is interested in it for their museum?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI've a King James version at home that was my old mans.
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