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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'll give it 10 minutes ...
It's been longer. Maybe they're both tucked up in bed already. Not together, obviously.Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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Fnar fnarOriginally posted by SizeZero View PostIt's been longer. Maybe they're both tucked up in bed already. Not together, obviously.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I do hope so - we've had enoughOriginally posted by SizeZero View PostIt's been longer. Maybe they're both tucked up in bed already. Not together, obviously.
on here for a bit. Are you on tomorrow night?
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Oh. Obviously notOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostFnar fnar
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Too busy gazing at your avatar. I'm obsessed.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh. Obviously not
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It's the eyes. And the howling. And the demanding natureOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostToo busy gazing at your avatar. I'm obsessed.

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don't change it, I'm an arse.Originally posted by Zippy View PostIt's the eyes. And the howling. And the demanding nature
Suggestions gratefully received for a new avatar ... anyone ... ?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Is that a west country pronunciation for 'horse'?Originally posted by suityou01 View Postdon't change it, I'm an arse.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBased on my sig, and new found philanthopic approach toward him, I am going to take him off my ignores list. Let's see how this goes.
Oh you two love birds...
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