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    #21
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Eostre has done her magic and there is blossom on the trees outside my kitchen window.

    Any news of petals on daffodils and tulip?

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      #22
      a good question but if contractor79 is on the level then you know the sort of person they are.....

      have you ever read the scifi story about a group of people who identified the star which went nova around 3 BC and was sited as the Star of Bethlehem

      Anyway they took a nice long journey to that system to ascertain what had happened and sure enough they found a half burned plaque on one of the outer planets indicating that the inhabitants of that solar system had been aware of what was going to happen and tried to leave a lasting memorial

      anyway the idea was to prove once and for all that the star of bethlehem was just a nova and so not an act of god

      did the religious representative understand this...??

      no of course not has asked God why he had to kill all these people just so a star could be made to guide people to baby jesus....


      you just cannot argue with that logic....

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        #23
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        no of course not has asked God why he had to kill all these people just so a star could be made to guide people to baby cheeses....


        you just cannot argue with that logic....
        FTFY

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          #24
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          FTFY
          why thank you

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            #25
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            FTFY
            I found the Baby Cheeses, they're in the refrigerated section in Waitrose

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              #26
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              I found the Baby Cheeses, they're in the refrigerated section in Waitrose
              Hallelujah! Praise de Lard!

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                #27
                The bible - greatest work of fiction ever.
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Hallelujah! Praise de Lard!
                  You can get half fat ones too, so praise "not as much" lard
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #29
                    Isn’t it nice that we can all have different beliefs and still respect one & other
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      The bible - best selling work of fiction ever.
                      FTFY

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