Longest Time in Contract with no toilets

[privateeye]

You have to use a swipe card to get into our bogs now!

I don't want to know where you swipe it

[The Master]

You have to use a swipe card to get into our bogs now!

I hope you have to swipe your arse with toilet paper before they let you out.

[Fungus]

always had toilets but what are YOUR experiences?

We call them loos. You probably expected this comment to be made much sooner. Ah well. I'm sure that it was worth the wait.

Anyway, what are my experiences? Just the usual I guess. It can be quite a relief when my bowels are full. Mind you, if I've had a hot curry the night before, it can be a bit painful. Pity cos I love a good Ruby. I've always wondered how Indians manage. Apparently they suffer pain too.

Mine usually float which is said to be a good sign. It certainly means I aimed well, rather than it landing on the floor, which is good.

Fungus