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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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sherlockH is alive and wellOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PosttestPleaseDelete is shill showing alsoComment
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Just spotted this in the lapdace thread
By LadyEarth Wed 31-Mar-10 12:28:49
If you think that lap dancing is all "Look at the pretty lady with her nice jiggly bits" You'd be wrong. A private lap dance involves the dancer rubbing her bum/fanny on the man's lap. I think it ends when his pants are damp. I also have a problem with men who enjoy the experienec of buying a woman (even if it is only to look at). It does not require him to give anything of himself (apart from his cash) and fosters an emotionally distant kind of sex which does not make for a good husband/partner/lover.
Lap dancing is anti-women and as a woman you are entitled to say that you don't want him to do that.
What lapdancing places does Lady Earth go to? I suggest that one of the few working ones should tell her how that is not the case and as a single parent lap dance she should know
then stand well back again!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I'm on itOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PostJ
What lapdancing places does Lady Earth go to? I suggest that one of the few working ones should tell her how that is not the case and as a single parent lap dance she should know
then stand well back again!
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do it in text speak also! initRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I'm working on an ex-stripper but she hasn't had time get comfortable enough to bare all yet...Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostJust spotted this in the lapdace thread
By LadyEarth Wed 31-Mar-10 12:28:49
If you think that lap dancing is all "Look at the pretty lady with her nice jiggly bits" You'd be wrong. A private lap dance involves the dancer rubbing her bum/fanny on the man's lap. I think it ends when his pants are damp. I also have a problem with men who enjoy the experienec of buying a woman (even if it is only to look at). It does not require him to give anything of himself (apart from his cash) and fosters an emotionally distant kind of sex which does not make for a good husband/partner/lover.
Lap dancing is anti-women and as a woman you are entitled to say that you don't want him to do that.
What lapdancing places does Lady Earth go to? I suggest that one of the few working ones should tell her how that is not the case and as a single parent lap dance she should know
then stand well back again!
Edit: Ooh. This is my 666th post. How appropriate....While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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What has happened to Tina and Ducky.
They were a bit weird so no real loss but were have they gone???
Cheeky bitch! I'd scratch her bloody eyes out and pull her hair if I could!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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My account is still there, but I haven't posted anything.
I see 5* still there, though.If you have to add a
, it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.Comment
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I suspect you will be banned pretty quickly also! Just read it!Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm working on an ex-stripper but she hasn't had time get comfortable enough to bare all yet...
Edit: Ooh. This is my 666th post. How appropriate....Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I've been blocked.
And I'm a bloody woman.
They have also deleted my serious messages that weren't taking the pi55 out of anyone."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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