Moving up the tree

[The Master]

Friend of mine's got one that's bigger on the inside.

Well so have I, and mine's got a lovely black interior.

[OwlHoot]

You've lived a very sheltered life if you think that driving a Ford Ka constitutes a homosexual act.

Well I agree with Dim - Talk about coming out.

I suppose next you'll be saying your previous car was a Renault Meganne.

[Fungus]

I must admit they are a bit ... well ... effite.

The word is 'effete'. And no it's not. Quentin Wilson is a fan. As are many car journalists.

Alright so what would you lot recommend as a practical about town car that is easy to park, has reasonable room inside, and has good handling? And don't say Hummer. Or Toyota Landcruiser.

Fungus

[Fungus]

Well I agree with Dim - Talk about coming out.

I suppose next you'll be saying your previous car was a Renault Meganne.

Where are Benno, Chico and Harpo, I mean Sausage, when you need them. Anything to act as an alternative target for you lot. Don't you all have homes to go to?

Fungus

[Joe Black]

Alright so what would you lot recommend as a practical about town car that is easy to park, has reasonable room inside, and has good handling? And don't say Hummer. Or Toyota Landcruiser.

Think Smart...that's two suggestions already.

[zeitghost]

The ideal motor for a home visit hair dresser.

Ah, remember the dear dead days beyond recall when the E type Jaguar was regarded as a hairdresser's car...

[zeitghost]

what's a you-know-what?
I don't know "what"

A penis...

[Lucifer Box]

Alright so what would you lot recommend as a practical about town car