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Le Weekend
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Yep. Send the young whippersnapper at open side off to run at his outside and force the poor little hairdresser to step inside, then WHOOMP! Then stick out a hand to help him up and giggle as he shakes his head and says ‘uurrghh urrghhh, aaarggghhh’.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Looking forward to a quiet night
in on Saturday with GF Platypus who I haven't seen in ages due to some unfortunate circumstances 
Sunday will be all domestic chores
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Friday: Curry night.
Sat: Playing with kids and probably watch a movie pm.
Sun: Lunch with folks, pack bags and leave for Kent in the afternoon as starting new contract on Monday.Comment
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Running & drinking Pastisse,
Tommorow studying then watching rugby in a bar full of french people, muttering to myself..Comment
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Or singing along with them;Originally posted by rz6bm7 View PostRunning & drinking Pastisse,
Tommorow studying then watching rugby in a bar full of french people, muttering to myself..
La Marseillaise
A Frenchman went to the lavatory
For to have a jolly good tulip
He pulled down his pants and trousers
So that he could revel in it
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before
Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, j’ai fait manure
Ou est le papier?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Slurring is more likely.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOr singing along with them;
La Marseillaise
A Frenchman went to the lavatory
For to have a jolly good tulip
He pulled down his pants and trousers
So that he could revel in it
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before
Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, j’ai fait manure
Ou est le papier?Comment
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