Sob story #3247

[minestrone]

Your spelling is atrocious, have you got arseholes disease?

I love you as well Lurch

[Drewster]

The thought of you posting anything mildly amusing is completely alien to me.

Fair enough..... that explains it.....

[Xenophon]

Hey, leave the boy alone! He's had the odd amazing experience with spillages/keyboards/webcams etc.

He doesn't like to talk about it, but we do...

Fixed.

[Churchill]

Fixed.

Hey, whatever shoots yer load!

[Xenophon]

Hey, whatever shoots yer load!

Midget clown sex.

[Churchill]

Midget clown sex.

Nah, clowns are just freaky!

[DiscoStu]

Midget clown sex.

I feel better now knowing I'm not the only one.

[Churchill]

Midget clown sex.

I feel better now knowing I'm not the only one.

There you go! You've got your own support group!

[minestrone]

There you go! Yo've got your own support group!

Your spelling is atrocious, have you got arseholes disease?

[Churchill]

Your spelling is atrocious, have you got arseholes disease?

Nope, the keyboard on my laptop is dodgy.

I'm missing the other symptoms, you know the ones about being miserable, scots and a twat.

Thanks though.