There is a guy in the office with sunglasses perched on his head

[Xenophon]

Does he have long hair? A former colleague of mine used 'em like an alice band to keep his hair out his eyes.

Everyone has long hair compared to me.

I'll say medium. Wavy. Looks like Jonathan Ross.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Three bottles of bubbly and a half of vodka. How on earth did I land up in bed with those four Page 3 Models.

Yeah, I used to moderate myself on school nights too and only let rip at the weekend.

Even then, it was that lifestyle that did for me. Look at the state I am in now.

[Clippy]

Everyone has long hair compared to me.

I'll say medium. Wavy. Looks like Jonathan Ross.

Rollocks.

[Stan.goodvibes]

Well it was bl00dy hot and sunny in the office yesterday... oh wait... you guys aren't in Australia are you?