The Childrens Bank

[TimberWolf]

Wow!!! Bit left field here. But the smart money is going to be in potatoes.

If AtW float and becomes a zillionaire, he's going to buy up all the King Edwards in the country! There will be a shortage and the price will go through the roof.

I suggest you get down to Tescos and load up your trolleys with tinned spuds.

You heard it here first.

The potato market can be as easily manipulated as the currency and bullion markets and they have a very high water content. Best to diversify into currencies, gold and a basket of high protein energy rich vegetables.

[Swiss Tony]

Set up a pension for the ikkle ones, nothing fancy just a simple stakeholder with a maximum of £3600 per year going in (anything more gets no tax relief).

That way when they have to think about saving for the rest of their lives they will be miles ahead and should reduce the pressure on them later in life when they are married and have kids etc.