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Some ideas please (it's for a good cause)
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I will certainly put this idea forward and ask for volunteers. Obviously any volunteers will have to be sacked for being unnecessarily stupid and therefore we will be unable to publish the photo's on the website. 'Fraid you will just have to trust us and send the £50 anyway -
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View PostSurely not - such cynicism in one so young
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I have no creative suggestions, but as a former satisfied customer I'd be happy to chuck in a few quid
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Lisa, how about doing one of them nudie calendars of all the girls in the office?
For charidee of course.
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WHSOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostLisa, how about doing one of them nudie calendars of all the girls in the office?
For charidee of course.

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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostLisa, how about doing one of them tasteful arty calendars of all the girls in the office?
For charidee of course.
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I hope you're going to be holding umbrellas while doing all of the above. If you have difficulty with the last one, Mary Poppins on here will be able to give you some tips.Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View PostThe events so far are the London Marathon, the Moon Walk, Race for Life and several people jumping out of a perfectly servicible aeroplane with a hanky strapped to their backs.Comment
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Well it's funny you should say that Dim...............Perhaps we should auction off the job of photographer as wellOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostLisa, how about doing one of them nudie calendars of all the girls in the office?
For charidee of course.

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Great idea Thunderlizard, if it wasn't for those little scamps in Health and Safety - there is a significant chance of gouged eyes apparantlyOriginally posted by thunderlizard View PostI hope you're going to be holding umbrellas while doing all of the above. If you have difficulty with the last one, Mary Poppins on here will be able to give you some tips.
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