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That Monday feeling...
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostShe was only the Colonel's Daughter but she knew what Reggy meant!
I don't want to join the army,
I don't want to go to war,
I'd rather hang around Piccadilly underground,
Livin' off the earnings of a high born lady
I don't want a bayonet up me arse 'ole,
I don't want me bollocks shot away,
I'd rather stay in England, in merry, merry England,
And fornicate me fckin' life away.
On Monday I touched her on the ankle,
Tuesday I touched her on her knee,
On Wednesday I confess, I lifted up her dress,
On Thursday I saw it, gor blimey,
On Friday I put me 'and upon it,
On Saturday I took her out to tea,
On Sunday after supper, I whopped me fckr up her,
An' now I'm payin' forty bob a week!
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Rode the 'Busa in to work. Certainly blows the cobwebs and Monday morning blues away.Hard Brexit now!
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dressing gown development day for me today! 20 second commute to the office, once I'd finished breakfast of courseCoffee's for closersComment
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it's 11:09, decided to get the 7:44 train rather than plane from Cologne to Munich so I could get some work done.
I'm 1.5hrs away from work, have got very little done other than have some nice sausages, a few cups of tea, watched the Mad Men tv series and had a little nap
wonder what the restaurant carraige does for elevenses <wanders off to look>The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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I was up at 4:40 to do what old men have to.
Then had a look at the computers. I kicked off a deep virus scan on the workstation as I suspect something but cannot find it.
Went back to bed.
Didn't get up again until shortly before 9am.
Virus check still running, so can't use that box. I've done all my domestic stuff. I suppose I could go down Tesco's.
I still have no idea what the entry 'City' in my day planner means. Nobody has called me yet to ask me where I am.
I've got to put my quant/data analyst undies on today.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postdressing gown development day for me today! 20 second commute to the office, once I'd finished breakfast of course
Hmm... that involves not wearing my dressing gown.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostHmm... that involves not wearing my dressing gown.
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostWaaaayHaaaaay!
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