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Thursday quiz - who is this

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    #21
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    At school he could call himself Sam.
    Hmmm. Perhaps there is some persuading to do yet....
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      #22
      Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
      You only need the first name when addressing a knight.
      <acceptance-speech>I wouldn't have been able to do this without Wikipedia, surely the only reference work that carries a full biography of a painted clothes peg. And DiscoStu of course, who actually got it first.</acceptance-speech>

      But how come he was knighted in the 20s and again in 1948?
      No, I could not accept the fat controller because it was against the rules.

      I introduced some retrospective legislation because DS got it so fast. In fact in the USA , he can not be called the fat controller, he is always called sir Toppham. Because calling some one 'fat' is a major insult.

      He was knighted twice because Burkes Peerage (2006) allows that 'fictional characters and animated , marionetted, or painted clothes pegs, are exempt from the rules governing the real world'



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        #23
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        In fact in the USA , he can not be called the fat controller, because all the obese Americans wonder why they keep calling that little skinny guy fat.

        FTFY

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          #24
          And yet they don't mind calling people "retarded", which doesn't really wash over here.

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            #25
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            IIn fact in the USA , he can not be called the fat controller, he is always called sir Toppham. Because calling some one 'fat' is a major insult.

            What, worse than calling them "American"??
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