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But we won’t. Forecast economic growth figures for q1; 0.5%. That way Flash Gordon can claim that Britain is experiencing ‘an exponential growth in output’.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
He only did that because nobody noticed the first minister who 'let slip' the 6th of May. I've forgotten who it was.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI thought the Labour chap had let slip the 6th May...
A lot of people think it's a clumsy attempt to wrong-foot the opposition. Which points to March.Comment
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Is that true? Excellent point then. Got to be March now, hasn't it.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBut we won’t. Forecast economic growth figures for q1; 0.5%. That way Flash Gordon can claim that Britain is experiencing ‘an exponential growth in output’.
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We are really still in recession. With all that QE the best we can manage is 0.1%!!!! Bearing in mind that most economists were predicting between 0.2% and 0.9%....We are totally flipped....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Should have gone on to say "With what was left over from her temp xmas job wage packet".Originally posted by ctdctd View PostDaily Mash gets it on the nose!
"The Office of National Statistics confirmed the end of the longest downturn in post-war history thanks to a chubby woman in Doncaster buying a Cadbury's Boost from a Shell garage at 11.20pm on New Year's Eve."
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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GDP is not really a measurement of prosperity or growth. For example, 9/11 greatly boosted the US GDP. Or as one French economist put it, burn Paris and GDP will soar; marry your cleaner and it will drop.Comment
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