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Ditto! Or anyone who is articulate and a bit cheeky; that smooth I-Love-Myself look bemuses me a bit.Originally posted by Pogle View PostI cant see the attraction either, I seem to go for lanky geeky types, who display intelligence. Is that shallow?!
Would love to drop by, but you'll be snuggled up with your new beau
Hm, either that or trying to make sure I stick to one drink and forgetting how to speak English.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I am a lady, innit. Hence I don't like to lieOriginally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostNotice you didn't say the horse proportions were not your thing
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You prefer to squat?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI am a lady, innit. Hence I don't like to lie
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Lanky intelligent geek, articulate, yet cheeky (35)
seeks female IT dude
I have all my own hair and teeth. (in a box, under the bed)
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou prefer to squat?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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35?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostLanky intelligent geek, articulate, yet cheeky (35)
seeks female IT dude
I have all my own hair and teeth. (in a box, under the bed)
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post<cough> I've had a tough life

That's one hard paper round you must have had...
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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2 paper rounds in a war zone??Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
That's one hard paper round you must have had...Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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