Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostWhichever they achieve it, I think you are missing the point.
Women are devious minxes and the whole point of putting up flat pack furniture is not for the intended use (though that will be useful anyway).
The giveaway was "10pm".
She's obviously fallen out with the neighbours (or downstairs if you live in a flat), and she is using your manly obediance in order to make a lot of noise and peeve of the offending neighbour.
Bascially, you've been "played"Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI like assembling flat pack furniture.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostI could never go through all that carp again, once was enough, divorce was fun and the only reason Mr Norr and I will get married if it becomes beneficial for tax reasons.
Where's the fun in that???Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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