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Originally posted by Pogle View PostFilling made, pastry is 'resting'
You've been gone two hours. What did you do, grow the apples?
I'd expect the Missus to put on a load of washing, make a loaf of bread, do the ironing and FINISH making the apple pie (with custard) and get it served up in front on me within two hours.
I dunno. You just cant get the skivvies these days.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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er is that wrong?Originally posted by norrahe View PostHave you put your pastry in the fridge while it rests?I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
You've been gone two hours. What did you do, grow the apples?
I'd expect the Missus to put on a load of washing, make a loaf of bread, do the ironing and FINISH making the apple pie (with custard) and get it served up in front on me within two hours.
I dunno. You just cant get the skivvies these days.
- I'll blame the mogs for distracting me
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No, it helps to stop the pastry from shrinking.Originally posted by Pogle View Poster is that wrong?Comment
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Well, since you're at home all day and your missus is working, why don't you make yourself useful, there's a luv.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
You've been gone two hours. What did you do, grow the apples?
I'd expect the Missus to put on a load of washing, make a loaf of bread, do the ironing and FINISH making the apple pie (with custard) and get it served up in front on me within two hours.
I dunno. You just cant get the skivvies these days.
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What? Do you think I'm doing nothing all day? I've got suityou01 breathing down my neck all the time demanding updates on my gig-hunting!Originally posted by norrahe View PostWell, since you're at home all day and your missus is working, why don't you make yourself useful, there's a luv.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Does he give you a gold star for every job application.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhat? Do you think I'm doing nothing all day? I've got suityou01 breathing down my neck all the time demanding updates on my gig-hunting!
Maybe we should employ him to apply for jobs for everyone on the bench.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhat? Do you think I'm doing nothing all day? I've got an entire internet full of naked girls to browse!Coffee's for closersComment
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And you are doing a grand job in keeping him from nagging the rest of us. Well done that manOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhat? Do you think I'm doing nothing all day? I've got suityou01 breathing down my neck all the time demanding updates on my gig-hunting!
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