I've just brandished an offensive weapon at a cheese and tomato sandwich. Very nice it was too.
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Myleene Klass warned by police after scaring off intruders with knife
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI've just brandished an offensive weaponComment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI've just brandished an offensive weapon at a cheese and tomato sandwich. Very nice it was too.
ham, mustard and tomato
I had it to today. I used chainsaw to cut vegetables in order to be legal.Comment
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Gone are the days when she might be warned not to do it because it might be dangerous. ISTM that the difference is that now the rules are all-important, and the people less so.
Lunatics running asylum, time to emigrate, etc etcStep outside posh boyComment
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Stop reading that rag now:-
But a statement from Hertfordshire police said: "Officers spoke to reassure the home owner, talked through security and gave advice in relation to the importance of reporting suspicious activity immediately to allow officers to act appropriately."
It added: "For clarification, at no point were any official warnings or words of advice given to the home owner in relation to the use of a knife or offensive weapon in their home."
Mr Shalit could not immediately be reached for further comment.
(Mr Shalit is her agent BTW)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8451369.stmComment
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Originally posted by Cowboy Bob View Post+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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