Facial Hair

[wobbegong]

You're a handsome devil of a man anyway



Your wife paid me to say that

It's amazing what you can get for £1.37 these days.

[Pogle]

Rubbish!




Edit: I am currently growing my 3rd beard.

How many heads have you got then??

[RichardCranium]

How many heads have you got then??

I had a go when benched in 2002-ish and discovered I had little bald patches in it. And it was bushy and ginger. I looked like a Norwegian fisherman's youthful son, or one of the young men in Das Boot. That came off when I finally admitted to myself that I looked like someone who was allowed out for a few hours once in a while to see if I was ready yet for sheltered accommodation.

I had another go last year but got interrupted by an interview.

I have had a head cold on and off since before Xmas so I am using that as an excuse for my third attempt. There is now a lot of grey amongst the ginger but the bald patches have filled in.

Does it make me look like a techno über-geek? No. I look like a long-term unemployed wastrel who cannot be arsed to take care of himself.

Which is great 'cos when I'm working I'm a ponced-up, shiny-suited, stuffed-shirt project manager.

[wobbegong]

How many heads have you got then??

One head, three chins!!