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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's better to burn in hell than to fade away
    Better to burn out than to fade away.

    Damn misquoters.
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #12
      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
      oh dear!
      I had a soft moment!

      Next week he'll be moving in, mark my word
      .
      Not if I can find the tin of pellets for my air rifle
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #13
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Not if I can find the tin of pellets for my air rifle


        Whereabouts in Wales are you again, you might be getting a visit from the local rspca.....
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #14
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post


          Whereabouts in Wales are you again, you might be getting a visit from the local rspca.....
          Cats are murderous vicious animals that keep trying to attack the wild birds in my garden, including the Finches Blue-tits and Robin that will take feed from my hand.
          They are responsible for decimating the songbird population of Britain, and therefore are fair game

          When the RSPCA turn up, I'll have some RSPB buddies waiting for them
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #15
            All these cat and bird lovers

            Doesn't anyone have any interesting pets? What happened to that chap breeding snakes as a plan B?

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              #16
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              All these cat and bird lovers

              Doesn't anyone have any interesting pets? What happened to that chap breeding snakes as a plan B?
              I used to keep ferrets, had 23 at one time
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #17
                Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

                Damn misquoters.
                There can be only ONE!!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Cats are murderous vicious animals that keep trying to attack the wild birds in my garden, including the Finches Blue-tits and Robin that will take feed from my hand.
                  They are responsible for decimating the songbird population of Britain, and therefore are fair game

                  When the RSPCA turn up, I'll have some RSPB buddies waiting for them
                  Handbags at 20 paces or is that binoculars
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    Handbags at 20 paces or is that binoculars
                    Oh I'm not a birdwatcher, I haven't a clue what birds they are until I google them. But I'd rather wake to birds singing than cats screeching and wailing
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Not if I can find the tin of pellets for my air rifle
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      Handbags at 20 paces or is that binoculars
                      Lead pellets will work better than handbags.

                      He wouldn't be able to poke the handbags down the barrel.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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