I've moved

[OwlHoot]

Points for guessing where I live now.

Clue, it isn't Swindon.

My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.

Surplus MOD nuclear bunker?

Sounds secure, but they'll kick you out again at the drop of a hat if the balloon goes up.

[gingerjedi]

Is your plan B a cannabis farm


If so, my advice, increase the wattage.

Dead give away in this weather, the chopper rozzers will be having a field day.

[wobbegong]

Points for guessing where I live now.

Clue, it isn't Swindon.

My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.

Burj al Prawn?

[gingerjedi]

Burj al Prawn?

I don't understand why this was built? Shirley buildings went skywards because of limited square footage, this monstrosity is surrounded by desert.

[sasguru]

Congratulations. Have you been waiting for the council house upgrade for long?

[Spacecadet]

I don't understand why this was built? Shirley buildings went skywards because of limited square footage, this monstrosity is surrounded by desert.

Not entirely true, there is the status symbol attached to tall buildings

[Scary]

I don't understand why this was built? Shirley buildings went skywards because of limited square footage, this monstrosity is surrounded by desert.

I think the already high cost of keeping the desert back would increase.

[AtW]

there is the status symbol attached to tall buildings

They attached DimPrawn to it?

[MrMark]

Brave move to buy property in Iceland...

[Clippy]

Points for guessing where I live now.

Clue, it isn't Swindon.

My new house has sixty eight 50w halogen downlighters. I've arrived.

To the secure ward?