My teef are chattering

[Pogle]

Pogle is in a frisky mood today
You wouldnt let me warm my ears in those jubblies would you

EO is pushing his luck

What, you want to warm your ears between two pyramids of frozen orange juice???? - you may get frost bite

[EternalOptimist]

nothing ventured nothing gained

Lets rub those frozen puppies warm. You do that one, I'll do the one with the pink nose

[BlackenedBiker]

Stop that!

[Numpty]

Seems to be cold across the world at the moment - I see China has had heavy snowfalls recently and the US a few weeks ago. Are we heading towards a new ice age??

Oh dear. Your schooling left a lot to be desired.

a) This is called "winter". It gets cold. Don't you remember getting cold last year too?

b) The world is - are you sitting down? - round. We live on the top half. Funnily enough, whatever weather we get, Gonzo and the rest of the other half get the opposite. So down there it is the sunny time called "summer".

c) This occurs regularly, and is quite normal. So don't fret about it, petal.

[Spacecadet]

Oh dear. Your schooling left a lot to be desired.

a) This is called "winter". It gets cold. Don't you remember getting cold last year too?

b) The world is - are you sitting down? - round. We live on the top half. Funnily enough, whatever weather we get, Gonzo and the rest of the other half get the opposite. So down there it is the sunny time called "summer".

c) This occurs regularly, and is quite normal. So don't fret about it, petal.

Enough of this "round earth" nonsense I believe that the recent festivities should have appeased the gods enough for them to warm us again. Works every year and thats a FACT