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Contingency Planning - XMas

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    #21
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Whatever happened PAR? Did that approach once in a Wasp in almost zero visibility.
    I did an almost zero visibility approach to a roundabout day before yesterday.

    Used my windscreen washers without thinking. Windscreen instantly froze over, wife screamed, I shouted Oh Sheeeeeeeeeet and managed to get my head out of the side window to negotiate the roundabout and pull over to scrape the screen clear

    Yes I know I deserve some kind of award
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #22
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      I did an almost zero visibility approach to a roundabout day before yesterday.

      Used my windscreen washers without thinking. Windscreen instantly froze over, wife screamed, I shouted Oh Sheeeeeeeeeet and managed to get my head out of the side window to negotiate the roundabout and pull over to scrape the screen clear

      Yes I know I deserve some kind of award
      And now we come to this years "Dick 'ead of the year" award...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        And now we come to this years "Dick 'ead of the year" award...
        You know, that's exactly what she called me
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #24
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          And now we come to this years "Dick 'ead of the year" award...
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            The flight is Thursday morning. It'll be a quick trip to Ringway and if the weather is FUBAR then back home and off to M&S - I fancy Rib of Beef Nigella Stylee! CM has to wear a sexy red frock to cook it!
            Well I've just applied for a refund on my cancelled flight. I wonder how much vermin air are going to give me back

            Just as well I never went over, trying to get a flight out tomorrow (they only fly out once a day to Luton from Knock) would have been nigh on impossible and that would have meant the nightmare before, during and after xmas for me in the sticks.

            Dublin is not so bad.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #26
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Well I've just applied for a refund on my cancelled flight. I wonder how much vermin air are going to give me back

              Just as well I never went over, trying to get a flight out tomorrow (they only fly out once a day to Luton from Knock) would have been nigh on impossible and that would have meant the nightmare before, during and after xmas for me in the sticks.

              Dublin is not so bad.
              Ha, that reminds me of a song by that mad transvestite! Whatsisname... Oh yeah, Christy Moore!

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                #27
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                not to be confused with BGGs place in which case it would be an "S&M Xmas" probably...
                I certainly hope so
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                  I certainly hope so
                  Calm down dear, it's only an internet forum...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Last major driving incident in snow

                    What got me was the Taxi driver calmly acted as if it was an everyday occurrence
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Calm down dear, it's only an internet forum...
                      You mean that this is not a true representation of real life
                      Growing old is mandatory
                      Growing up is optional

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