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On staycation now
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I've been to the north pole and back and scaled mount Everest. I've seen snow dragons, huskies, snow leopards and a yetti that looked remarkably like SY02.
I'm now absolutely b*ggered sitting here with a cuppa soup while the 'horrors' are lobbing snowballs at one another outside.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Did you find an aurora?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI've been to the north pole and back and scaled mount Everest. I've seen snow dragons, huskies, snow leopards and a yetti that looked remarkably like SY02.
I'm now absolutely b*ggered sitting here with a cuppa soup while the 'horrors' are lobbing snowballs at one another outside.
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I have this image of a grown man under the dinning tables, mumbling away to himself, while the kids occasionally pass on the stairs, on route to the next game station, giving each other raised eyebrow looks.Comment
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WHS*10^10Originally posted by Scary View PostOne of those words that makes me want to stab peoples' eyes out with a rusty spork. Like "going forward" or "leveraging your resource advantage".Comment
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VerilyOriginally posted by realityhack View PostWHS*10^10+50 Xeno Geek Points
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That's nothing. I used the term "Chrimble" meaning Christmas in another thread. You wait for my "tunes to hum and really annoy you" thread.

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Exactly how many penguins are you expecting to see at the north pole?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOwing to the loft incident I took the day off. I snuck a quick conference call in late this morning because I am professional enough to attend to the must haves, but now I am on staycation.


So I shall have a cup of tea, build a snowman, then set up base camp in the dining room. Base camp on the way to the north pole with the kids. With a base camp made of dining room chairs and sheets the vast white wastelands of the arctic await our imaginations.
With polar bears (dog) and penguins (cats) to litter our view should be exciting.
Take your Nintendos and shove em. Imagination is far better. I shall report back from the north pole.
To everyone else on staycation, I bid you au revoir.

You had better warn your kids that daddy is a terrible teacher.
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That's the least of their worries. We "saw" a snow dragon.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostExactly how many penguins are you expecting to see at the north pole?
You had better warn your kids that daddy is a terrible teacher.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Is this practice for when the 12 tonnes of snow come through the ceilings?
(AKA the "SuitYou Glacier")My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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