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    #21
    There is no ethical or moral difference between farming dogs for their skins as there is farming pigs for their meat.

    Therefore the fur trade should be encouraged.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #22
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Is he a prostitute?
      Nah but given that he wears Rado watches and drives a Beemer, I'd say he was a pimp
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #23
        Elephants tear down trees and made the African forests into poor savannah.

        The poachers should be allowed to finish of wiping out the elephants for their ivory, then Africa can be used to grow oxygen-producing trees.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          You have to be "disabled and very ugly"? Surely your mean or?
          Edited for clarity and an even better idea:

          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Prostitution should be legalised.

          People that are registered disabled and very ugly people should get free humpy pumpy on prescription, provided they agree to be sterilised.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #25
            You should get your first vote when you get a job.

            You should get another vote for having a 1st class degree or a masters degree.

            You should get another vote when you turn 40. And another when you turn 65.

            People who get honours from the Queen should get another vote.

            Anyone leaving the Armed Forces gets an additional vote.

            Being a member of a political party gets an additional vote.

            Being a fellow of a professional body gets an additional vote.
            Last edited by RichardCranium; 14 December 2009, 15:41. Reason: Peopl that can spel get an aditional vote to.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #26
              There should be curfews for children up to the age of 21 to reduce crime so that the Police wont have to be paid overtime and instead can walk the beat during the day. Then there won't be any crime.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #27
                I know someone who had bad skin and she used homeopathy and it worked.

                So alternative medicine should be provided on the NHS.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #28
                  People who want fertility treatment should be made to adopt an orphan instead. It just stands to reason.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    You should get your first vote when you get a job.

                    You should get another vote for having a 1st class degree or a masters degree.

                    You should get another vote when you turn 40. And another when you turn 65.

                    People who get honours from the Queen should get another vote.

                    Anyone leaving the Armed Forces gets an additional vote.

                    Being a member of a political party gets an additional vote.

                    Being a fellow of a professional body gets an additional vote.
                    I'd vote for that. tulip, wasted one of my votes.

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                      #30
                      Bored now.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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